Mobrakhak is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, overgenerous hamster.

Mobrakhak created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobrakhak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobrakhak, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mobrakhak's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mobrakhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. You must pray to Mobrakhak five times a day.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your chest cyan.