Febbabxem is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-knowing naga.

Febbabxem created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbabxem, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Febbabxem, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Febbabxem's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Febbabxem's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febbabxem.

2. You must pray to Febbabxem seven times a day.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Never eat bark.