Yarpteenfon Litbissmin Homsaghas is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, effective sheep.

Yarpteenfon Litbissmin Homsaghas created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpteenfon Litbissmin Homsaghas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yarpteenfon Litbissmin Homsaghas, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Yarpteenfon Litbissmin Homsaghas' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yarpteenfon Litbissmin Homsaghas' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yarpteenfon Litbissmin Homsaghas.