Cidlaparm is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, calm goose.

Cidlaparm created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidlaparm, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cidlaparm, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Cidlaparm's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cidlaparm's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidlaparm.