Fodnullbast is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent dolphin.

Fodnullbast created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodnullbast, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodnullbast, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fodnullbast's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fodnullbast's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.