Nabjaparf Yaknegbim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tranquil spider.

Nabjaparf Yaknegbim created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabjaparf Yaknegbim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nabjaparf Yaknegbim, she will not care.

Nabjaparf Yaknegbim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nabjaparf Yaknegbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Never think about moons.

3. You must pray to Nabjaparf Yaknegbim four times a day.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Never think about gravity.