Quagtinfom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent parrot.

Quagtinfom created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagtinfom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagtinfom, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Quagtinfom's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Quagtinfom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four copper sculptures of Quagtinfom on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide if three sheep approach from the south.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.