Hasweekon Afyakomttaf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty hare.

Hasweekon Afyakomttaf created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hasweekon Afyakomttaf, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hasweekon Afyakomttaf, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hasweekon Afyakomttaf's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hasweekon Afyakomttaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear magenta shoes.

5. Hide if four squirrels approach from the north.