Yamvad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful toad.

Yamvad created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamvad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yamvad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Yamvad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yamvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Run away from purple aardvarks, for they are unholy.