Wondaglik is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating frog.

Wondaglik created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wondaglik, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wondaglik, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Wondaglik's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Wondaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.