Vinmanmil is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient bee.

Vinmanmil created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinmanmil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vinmanmil, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vinmanmil's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vinmanmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never bounce near sheep.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.