Mondosshap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong wombat.

Mondosshap created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mondosshap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mondosshap, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mondosshap's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mondosshap's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near dogs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.