Tunsakjon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous raccoon.

Tunsakjon created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunsakjon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tunsakjon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tunsakjon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tunsakjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.