Maddavwab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful wyvern.

Maddavwab created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Maddavwab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Maddavwab, it will turn you into a dog.

Maddavwab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Maddavwab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Maddavwab.

2. You must pray to Maddavwab nine times a day.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Maddavwab must be the most important thing in your life.