Arfbumnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unfair snake.

Arfbumnull created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfbumnull, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arfbumnull, it will boil you in a big pot.

Arfbumnull's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Arfbumnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.