Dangeprag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, annoying fox.

Dangeprag created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dangeprag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dangeprag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dangeprag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dangeprag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always obey Dangeprag's priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.