Genponneg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless deer.

Genponneg created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genponneg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Genponneg, he will turn you into a tree.

Genponneg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Genponneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat bark.