Bitcanteen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, calm eagle.

Bitcanteen created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bitcanteen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bitcanteen, he will turn you into a plant.

Bitcanteen's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bitcanteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not take Bitcanteen's name in vain.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always obey Bitcanteen's priests.