Cumdidbum is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless centipede.

Cumdidbum created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Cumdidbum, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cumdidbum, he will laugh at you.

Cumdidbum's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cumdidbum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.