Padmobdut is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet porpoise.

Padmobdut created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Padmobdut, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Padmobdut, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Padmobdut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Padmobdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.