Mandubyarpbab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, flying whale.

Mandubyarpbab created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mandubyarpbab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mandubyarpbab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Mandubyarpbab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mandubyarpbab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mandubyarpbab.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mandubyarpbab.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention shrews.