Nakdiblen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering goblin.

Nakdiblen created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakdiblen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nakdiblen, she will send you a sign.

Nakdiblen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nakdiblen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Nakdiblen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect five iron sculptures of Nakdiblen on top of important buildings.

5. Never jump in holy places.