Quagtiglat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring chicken.

Quagtiglat created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagtiglat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quagtiglat, she will come to you in dreams.

Quagtiglat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Quagtiglat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.