Yokbedtap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, impressive armadillo.

Yokbedtap created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbedtap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yokbedtap, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Yokbedtap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yokbedtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Run away if four frogs approach from the west.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.