Cumragsit Tomcibgut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional cobra.

Cumragsit Tomcibgut created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumragsit Tomcibgut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumragsit Tomcibgut, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cumragsit Tomcibgut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cumragsit Tomcibgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Run away if six goats approach from the west.

3. Do not take Cumragsit Tomcibgut's name in vain.

4. Cumragsit Tomcibgut loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.