Pangigquam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, passionate unicorn.

Pangigquam created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangigquam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pangigquam, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pangigquam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pangigquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. Pangigquam loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Worship no other gods but Pangigquam.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pangigquam.