Metripgess is a god.

It takes the form of a large, loving mongoose.

Metripgess created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Metripgess, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Metripgess, it will try to impress you with trees.

Metripgess' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Metripgess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Metripgess on top of all buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Metripgess.