Tansiggephit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous yak.

Tansiggephit created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tansiggephit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tansiggephit, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tansiggephit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tansiggephit's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. You must love Tansiggephit.