Habraplid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous shark.

Habraplid created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habraplid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Habraplid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Habraplid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Habraplid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. You must pray to Habraplid six times a day.

4. Run away from indigo porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.