Lignathas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty spider.

Lignathas created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lignathas, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lignathas, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lignathas' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Lignathas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Run away from orange pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.