Bin Miplitfon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak wombat.

Bin Miplitfon created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bin Miplitfon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bin Miplitfon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bin Miplitfon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bin Miplitfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Bin Miplitfon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat nuts.