Capmipbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Capmipbonk created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Capmipbonk, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Capmipbonk, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Capmipbonk's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Capmipbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green pigs for they are unholy.

2. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the west.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never sing in the presence of moths.