Yoksidmit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, capable bee.

Yoksidmit created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoksidmit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yoksidmit, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yoksidmit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Yoksidmit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Never feed spinach to badgers while wearing violet scarves.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yoksidmit.