Padweglap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak squid.

Padweglap created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Padweglap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Padweglap, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Padweglap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Padweglap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never sing near rats.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Do not make images of living things.