Rilsandvog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fast shark.

Rilsandvog created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilsandvog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rilsandvog, she will turn you into a goat.

Rilsandvog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rilsandvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilsandvog.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not take Rilsandvog's name in vain.