Xucgepcen Talhudbessmotfigdidhad Quafbogfotdudpakcubbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm gnu.

Xucgepcen Talhudbessmotfigdidhad Quafbogfotdudpakcubbonk created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucgepcen Talhudbessmotfigdidhad Quafbogfotdudpakcubbonk, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xucgepcen Talhudbessmotfigdidhad Quafbogfotdudpakcubbonk, he will turn you into a mole.

Xucgepcen Talhudbessmotfigdidhad Quafbogfotdudpakcubbonk's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Xucgepcen Talhudbessmotfigdidhad Quafbogfotdudpakcubbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xucgepcen Talhudbessmotfigdidhad Quafbogfotdudpakcubbonk.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.