Rullbabcibstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful owl.

Rullbabcibstrag created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullbabcibstrag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rullbabcibstrag, it will come to you in dreams.

Rullbabcibstrag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rullbabcibstrag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rullbabcibstrag.

2. Never run in the presence of shrews.

3. Rullbabcibstrag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never go into red rooms.