Bamnarlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage troll.

Bamnarlarp created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamnarlarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bamnarlarp, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bamnarlarp's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bamnarlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Bamnarlarp loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.