Vonkdubtad Tonraknill Tabsidfad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying wyvern.

Vonkdubtad Tonraknill Tabsidfad created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkdubtad Tonraknill Tabsidfad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vonkdubtad Tonraknill Tabsidfad, it will jump up and down on your head.

Vonkdubtad Tonraknill Tabsidfad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vonkdubtad Tonraknill Tabsidfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.