Arndissnan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciful sheep.

Arndissnan created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Arndissnan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Arndissnan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Arndissnan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Arndissnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never look at moons.