Dussnelgan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient mole.

Dussnelgan created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussnelgan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussnelgan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dussnelgan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dussnelgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never mention gulls.