Fomnurljon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless slug.

Fomnurljon created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomnurljon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fomnurljon, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fomnurljon's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fomnurljon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. You must love Fomnurljon.

5. Never sing in the presence of hamsters.