Nilripfod is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving coyote.

Nilripfod created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilripfod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nilripfod, he will turn you into a hamster.

Nilripfod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nilripfod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nilripfod.

2. Retreat if four bats approach from the east.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not commit murder.