Vinkannan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, cheerful squirrel.

Vinkannan created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinkannan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vinkannan, she will turn you into a mole.

Vinkannan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vinkannan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vinkannan five times a day.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Always wear orange.