Bednatsabnartgandodcubbin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful pigeon.

Bednatsabnartgandodcubbin created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bednatsabnartgandodcubbin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bednatsabnartgandodcubbin, it will turn you into a plant.

Bednatsabnartgandodcubbin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bednatsabnartgandodcubbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always obey Bednatsabnartgandodcubbin's priests.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink alcohol.