Dabfudquill is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, pitiless cobra.

Dabfudquill created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dabfudquill, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dabfudquill, it will not care at all.

Dabfudquill's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dabfudquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.