Satzignil is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ruthless rat.

Satzignil created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satzignil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Satzignil, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Satzignil's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Satzignil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.