Hapbissvol is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty troll.

Hapbissvol created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapbissvol, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hapbissvol, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hapbissvol's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hapbissvol's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Hapbissvol on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never eat green fruit.