Nadnellstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humorless bee.

Nadnellstip created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadnellstip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nadnellstip, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nadnellstip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nadnellstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the north.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.