Cibloopvolratbastcanbig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet gorilla.

Cibloopvolratbastcanbig created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Cibloopvolratbastcanbig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cibloopvolratbastcanbig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cibloopvolratbastcanbig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cibloopvolratbastcanbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Cibloopvolratbastcanbig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Cibloopvolratbastcanbig loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.